Saturday, March 20, 2010

A New Business Idea

With the recent revelation that Jesse James was cheating on Sandra Bullock, and his subsequent apology, it occurred to me that perhaps AK and I were missing out on a fantastic business opportunity: A one-stop infidelity apology shop.

AK is a marketing and public relations genius, and I am a skeevy lawyer-of-sorts. To me, that seems like a perfect mix to run an online, off-shore store where cheaters can buy a tailor made apology for their significant other. It will be cheaper than Kobe's ring and likely more sincere.

Here is a sample of what we will offer:

Dear Baby/Insert Name here, I am sooooooooooo sorry. I have no idea what I was thinking boning that skank. I mean yeah, she is hot as balls and easy as pie, but other than that, I don't know what I saw in her. Well, besides me I mean. Ha ha, just jokes baby.

I am truly sorry for getting, I mean truly sorry for the pain and anguish I have caused my family and most of all, my wife/girlfriend/beard. I had no idea that people would be watching everything I did and that some broads would want to do me just to get famous. I mean, who saw this coming? I thought that Tiger deal was an isolated incident. (Yo Tiger, lets hang out sometime dude, there is the mad hot waitress at the Waffle House by my house).

To sum up, please don't stop watching my show. I am really a nice guy and I PROMISE I won't cheat again. Seriously, you can take that to the bank yo. Yo baby, what time is Tool Academy On.

Sincerely, I.M. Cheater

So, if you find yourself in a stick situation (pun intended), call or write us and you too will have a sweet apology letter/speech in no time flat.

Kyle out.

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